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No Fool Like an April Fool

by Robb Johnso

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1.
It’s just the sort of weather for a stroll on Hampstead Heath Forget the rolled umbrella don’t forget the clockwork teeth Beggars shall be choosers, the matter does not matter Wind those plastic tombstones up & let those Bexleys chatter Oh there’s no fool like an april fool April is the cruellest month, there’s no old joke like failure Jesus plays Jerusalem & Hancock does Australia Dead drunk for a penny, a shilling for the moon we’ll dance all night for nothing & we’ll go to bed at noon & cats will laugh at kings & queens When window cleaners clean their windows & you won’t laugh at me cause I’m a fool When it’s a naughty night to swim in, nuncle, you call this April showers, Judy It’s Paris in the springtime, yeah, where are all the flowers Rudie? First left second right – you take away the number you first thought of Here’s your card, the Ace of Hearts - bring on those Hurricanoes
2.
The stars fell from heaven to shine in her eyes & the wind made a home in her hair She liked the day best when the sun rose to rise When you looked there was no-one else there She ran to the park & she’d swing on the swing & she’open her arms to the sky & she sat at the back as the school took your wings & taught you how to not sing & fly She was always in favour of wild things From the top of the downs to the end of the pier The night bus that knows the way home One Friday comes round with his breath full of beer & leaves her a child of her own The light’s always on & the door’s never locked & the silence grows deep as dark woods The son grows a skateboard as quick as a fox Bright Phoebus beneath his black hood When the night’s gone to bed, & there’s no-one else there She feeds the fox king from her window & he lifts his proud head turning into thin air When her son’s coming home like a shadow The stars fell from heaven to shine in her eyes & the wind made a home in her hair She likes the world best when the nights gone to bed, the king of the foxes comes out of thin air for her
3.
The Old Song 03:54
WHERE ARE OUR YOUNG SOLDIERS GOING? WHY ARE THOSE TANKS ROLLING WEST... EAST.... WEST? OUR SOLDIERS ARE GOING TO BUDAPEST... AFGHANISTAN... KHARKOV & KYIV DEFENDING OUR MOTHER IN BUDAPEST... AFGHANISTAN... KAHRKOV & KYIV... WHERE THEY WILL BE WELCOMED AS HEROES WHAT DO THEY FIND WHEN THEY GET THERE, OUR LOVERS & BROTHERS & FATHERS & SONS? WHAT THEY WILL FIND WHEN THEY GET THERE IS OUR TANKS ARE AS WELCOME AS SMALLPOX LET'S SING THE OLD SONG OVER THIS NEWLY DUG GRAVE....
4.
MARINA SAID STOP THE WAR WHATEVER YOU DO JUST DO NOTHING WHATEVER YOU DO PICK THE WINNING SIDE THE SIDE THAT THEY TELL THIS IS YOUR SIDE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, LET HISTORY DECIDE MARINA SAID STOP THE WAR WHATEVER YOU DO, DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU DO, DO AS YOU’RE TOLD BELIEVE IN THEIR GODS, & BUY WHAT THEY SELL YOU WHATEVER THEY SAY, BELIEVE WHAT YOU’RE TOLD MARINA SAID STOP THE WAR FIVE SECONDS ON TV FOR THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO SEE THE LEADERS ON BOTH SIDES ARE LOOKING UNEASY THEY TELL THEIR POLICE TO ARREST THESE IDEAS WHAT IF THEIR SOLDIERS BROKE RANKS LIKE MARINA? ALREADY HER SISTERS ARE WRITING THEIR PLACARDS ALREADY THEIR SISTERS ARE WRITING THEIR PLACARDS
5.
Tram 22 03:05

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An EP for April 2022.
2 new recordings of songs from last year’s Humbug
2 new songs about the Russian invasion of Ukraine
1 old song, a new solo version of Tram 22.
40% of money raised this Bandcamp Friday will go to Stop the War.

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released April 1, 2022

RJ - songwriting, vox, Martin D18 (S) & recording.
Apparently this recording is in mono. No idea why. Sounds okay though.

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